The Lava Lamp

[tim]

Thank you for sharing this
Beautifully written comic
I thought that I could share a small trick
When you've something to say
Tone or something you should portray
That you can't achieve with wordplay
Oh there's one thing to do, just one thing to do-oo
Don't accept a monostyle scrawl
This tip will ensure that you enthrall-all-all-hall

Bold (bold)
Make every other word bo-old
Readers just can't emphasise
Tone's indecipherable
You need to clarify
With your bold (bold)
Tell them which words are important
How they should speak it aloud
No one could possibly fail
To understand no-ow

There's just one more thing I
Think you ought to reconsider
Try to make your females thinner
Nobody wants to see
Realistic looking bodies
Everyone I talked to agrees
Oh there's one thing to do, just one thing to do-oo
Breasts shouldn't be plausible at all
And legs should be unnaturally tall

We polled (polled)
And found that most people beho-old
Underfed as beautiful
You shouldn't trouble yourself
With how they can stand up
Don't be told (told)
Ah, told that your artwork is sexist
Though it - clearly is
You're not responsible
Blame it on Cosmo

Breasts shouldn't be plausible at all
And legs should be unnaturally tall

Sold (sold)
Your merchandise is un - sold
In spite of all my advice
All I'd suggest to you now
Abandon the comic
Be consoled (soled)
Almost fifteen people read it
You're a superstar
Now you can spend all your time
Advising others




Unused

You've got the power to show

Ah, bold by itself is passe
Italic, that's the way
No one could possibly fail
To get it right now

In future you should try to recall
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"Now I'm really confused. You're looking for someone who has a flaming head but also doesn't have a flaming head?"